how to be a dildo tester

As an aspiring dildo tester, I knew I had a daunting task ahead of me. Still, I was determined to make a success of it. Learning how to be a top-notch dildo tester wasn’t so easy. It was an art that I had to hone slowly, and with dedication.

The first step was learning about the materials. The options were mind-boggling. There were silicones, thermoplastics, plastics, metals, glass, etc. Learning about the pros and cons of each material was a must. Some were nonporous, while others were porous. Some materials would last a lifetime, while others wouldn’t. Knowing the properties and limitations of each material was essential.

Next, I had to learn about the shapes and sizes available and what their intended use was. I have to admit that this was the most fascinating part. There were so many shapes to choose from! Fun shapes, textured shapes, and varieties of sizes, from tiny to extra large. Selecting the right ones for a particular job was half the battle.

Then came the testing. It wasn’t as straightforward as it sounded. I had to determine which ones worked best when being used on different body parts. Then, I had to rate the results. Was the dildo comfortable when used? Was it pleasurable? Did it deliver the expected results? Then came the cleaning part. It was time consuming, but essential. I had to learn which cleaning products to use with each material and the correct process for sanitation.

Next, it was time to move on to the more complicated tasks. I had to determine the best combinations of dildos and lubricants. I had to learn when it was best to use water or silicone-based lubricants. And of course, I had to know how to properly pleasure someone using the dildo. That could be tricky.

As you can see, my journey to become a dildo tester wasn’t for vibrators the faint-hearted. But I loved every step of it. After all, it was a task that required skill, knowledge, and creativity. My experience has helped me become the top-notch dildo tester I am today.

So, if you’re looking for someone to help you find the best dildos for your special needs, I’m ready to take on the challenge. Unlike most dildo testers, I’m not just looking to give my opinion, I’m also offering creative solutions for different body parts, different lubricants, and different ways to use the dildo.

Whenever I talk to customers, I always remind them that it’s not just about finding the right dildo for a particular task, it’s also about how you use it. I might not be the most experienced in the field, but I do have a unique way of testing the dildos. It’s not just an evaluation, it’s an experience!

Let me just say, there’s nothing quite like testing out dildos from all over the world and learning something new in the process. I’m sure there are so many more things I don’t know yet, and I’m looking forward to find out even more!